When given dry-erase markers and any drawable surface, a wild upper schooler cannot resist the temptation to leave their mark. While whiteboards across MVS have never been safe from the threat of a bored student, a horrifying territory dispute has recently broken out between the 11th- and 12th-grade classes. The Juniors have engaged in guerrilla warfare, revolting against the sacred privilege of the Senior Whiteboard. An overwhelming barrage of illustrations, polls, and messages has appeared on the whiteboard in the days of this dispute, and major events have been recorded below:
“Are the Hawks the best team in the NBA?”
- Rumors say there is one junior in school who supports the Hawks, and the seniors have begun a “strike counter” to track how many times he has vandalized the whiteboard with this question.
Illustrations of a Mysterious Face
- The face of a small circular boy has been seen on whiteboards all over the school, and it has been spreading like a plague into senior territory. It is said that this face is the calling card of a specific junior… You know who you are…
Cryptic “Memes”
- Various so-called “memes” have snuck onto the whiteboard, spreading the seeds of chaos. Mystifying phrases such as “Quiet on the creek”, “face of the day” and “Beed” confuse the senior defenders.
Are the juniors justified in their revolt against the tyrannical rule of the Senior Whiteboard, or do the seniors own the right to defend themselves? Many such moral quandaries elude us in times of war, and who knows what this battle may entail for the future of the Miami Valley School. Maybe one day the school will live in harmony once more with the absolute rule of the Senior Class, or perhaps a social revolution is coming…
